~ Wacky Business Slogans
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Here are some creative business slogans we've
spotted on our roadtrips, plus others submitted by our
readers.
A special thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen
for sending us all the  slogans.
Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's
office:
"Time wounds all
heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in
Oregon:
Yesterdays' Meals on
Wheels
On a Septic Tank Truck
sign:
"We're #1 in the #2
business."
At a Proctologist's door
"To
expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We
repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep
with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days
without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in
Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next
blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office
door:
"Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"
At a Towing Company:
"We
don't charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your
shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we
see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
On a Maternity Room
door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's
Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's
window:
"We really know our
stuff"
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog
food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:
"The
best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No
appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting
room:
"Be back in 5 minutes . . . Sit! . . .
Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We
would be "de-lighted" if you send in your payment. However, if
you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't
stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed
up."
In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
At a Propane Filling
Station,
"Thank heaven for little
grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago
Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a
leak."
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17
necks."
Signs In a clothing
store
"Our best is none too good."
On a
sign on a delicatessen wall:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers
from any but their own graves."
On a sign in a
Pennsylvania cemetary
"Shaky Grounds"
Seen on a San
Francisco Bay Area coffee shop
"Yesterday's Meals
on Wheels"
Seen on a Septic Tank Truck in
Oregon
"We're #1 in
the #2 business"
Seen on Septic Tank
Truck in Oregon
"Dr. Jones,
at your cervix"
Sign over a Gynecologist's office.
"To
expedite your visit please back in"
Sign
over a Proctologist's door
"We repair what your husband
fixed"
Painted sign on a Plumber's
truck:
"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber"
Sign seen on a Plumber's
truck
"7 days without pizza makes one
weak"
Pizza Shop Slogan
"Invite us to
your next blowout"
Sign at a Tire
Shop in Milwaukee.
"Hello. Can we pick
your nose?"
On a Plastic Surgeon's
Office door:
"We don't charge an arm and
a leg. We want tows"
Sign seen at a Towing
company
"Let us remove your
shorts"
On an Electrician's
truck
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate
action"
Sign In a non-smoking area in
a manufacturing company.
"Push. Push.
Push"
Cute sign for a Maternity Room
door huh!
"If you
don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place"
Sign seen on an
Optometrists Office door
"We really know our
stuff"
Seen
on a Taxidermist's office window.
"Time wounds all heels"
Seen
at a Podiatrist's office:
"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive"
Sign seen
on a residential fence in Texas
"The best way to
get back on your feet - miss a car
payment"
Sign seen at a Car
Dealership in Detroit
"We just keep rolling
a lawn," JB Instant Lawn, Portland,
Oregon
"Satisfaction guaranteed or
double your trash back"
Bunting Trash Service,
Evans, Colorado.
"We Dry
Harder"
a Utah concrete products
company. |
"We're easy to get a
lawn with,"
B&G Turf Farm, Helendale,
California.
"We do more than mow,
blow and go"
Yardvark's Lawn & Maintenance,
Bullhead City, Arizona.
"We meet most of our
friends by accident" Auto body shop, Fremont,
CA (Richard DeBiaso)
"No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming"
Sign on the side of a Muffler
Shop in Hood River, Oregon.
"Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
In a Veterinarian's
waiting room
"We would be delighted if you send in
your payment. However, if you don't, you will
be"
Maybe At the Electric
Company:
"Don't
stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed
up"
Sign seen in a restaurant's
window
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait"
Funeral Home sign, please be
careful!
"Thank heaven for little
grills"
Sign seen at propane filling
station
"Best place
in town to take a leak"
This Chicago
Radiator Shop really knows their customers!
"Loaded with
experience,"
Crescent Truck Lines, Hayward, CA
(Richard DeBiaso)
"Nobody knows the
truffles we've seen,"
Nevada City Truffles,
Nevada City, California.
"Your pane is our
pleasure,"
Hogan's Window Cleaning, Lake Havasu
City, Arizona.
"Hired
Killer"
a California pest exterminator service.
(submitted by S. Boyers)
"I glove
you"
Western Oregon Glove
Company
"Take a spin with
us"
West Side Laundromat, Helena,
Mont.
"Let us steer you in
the right direction"
Santa Fe Meat
Company
"Our business is growing," Smith Gardens,
Washington state
"We curl up and dye
for you," Orchid Hair Salon, Delta,
Colorado.
"Don't let a drip
spoil your trip," Ray's Radiator Service, Grass
Valley, California.
"We run a shady
business," The Tarp Man, a mobile business seen in
Arizona.
"Our business is
picking up," Grass Valley Disposal Company, Grass
Valley, California.
"We kick
ash," Mad Hatter Air Duct Cleaning, Seattle,
Wash.
"We meet by
accident," Prestige Automotive Center, Kingman,
Arizona.
"Let us lighten your
load," Hey Diddle Diddle Diaper Service, Hollister,
California.
"Can't get it
up?" Willits Winching, Willits, California.
(submitted by Joanne Moore)
"While you sleep, we
loaf," Tahoe House Restaurant and Bakery, Lake Tahoe,
California.
"Let us strip for
you," a furniture refinishing shop near Little Rock,
Ark. (submitted by Barry Burton)
"A good flush beats a
full house," Salcido Plumbing, King City Calif.
(submitted by the Johnsons)
"A great place to take a leak," Acme
Radiator, Bandon, Oregon
"Business
Sucks," a California vacuum cleaner store. (submitted
by S. Boyers)
"All the stuff that's
neat for both your feet," Dave's Shoes, Grass Valley,
Calif.
"The Answer To Your
Hangups," Art Laminators, Inc., Seattle,
Wash.
"Have your work done
here...and you'll never go anywhere else again,"
TVS Complete Auto Repair, Temecula,
Calif. (submitted
by Steve Augustine).
"We Take a Bite out of Grime," car wash,
Camp Verde, Arizona. (submitted by B.P. Soutrane) Copyright 2000 by Out West Newspaper
"It's a Ruff
Life," Dog day care and activity center, Phoenix, AZ
(Joanne Gardiner)
"We're number one in
the number two business"
Slim's Sanitation,
Greeley, Colorado.
"After the first
whiff, call Cliff."
Septic service, Sunshine,
Wash.
"We don't want an arm
and a leg...just your tows!"
A towing company,
Weaverville, California. (submitted by Todd
Steele)
"Get your buns in
here," Glenn's Pastries, Gallup, New
Mexico
"It's great to be
kneaded," Rainbow Touch Massage, Seattle,
Washington
"Here today, lawn
tomorrow," Oregon Turf and Tree
Farm
"Spouses Selling
Houses," Real estate agents Shari and Ron Laverty,
Seattle, Wash.
"Let us remove your
shorts"
Art's Electric, Pullman,
Wash.
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business slogan?
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